- "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned"
- "A theologian is like a blind person in a dark room searching for a black cat which isn't there.. and finding it!"
- "The Holy Books were written by the same people who said the Earth was flat"
- "Evolutionists have proof without conviction. Creationists have conviction without proof"
- "Humanity without religion is like a serial killer without a chain saw"
- "Faith is that quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue"
- "The narrower the mind, the broader the statement"
- "The believer is happy; the doubter is wise"
- "Until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunters"
- "If you believe everything you read, better not read"
- "I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you"
- "A theologian is like a blind person in a dark room searching for a black cat which isn't there.. and finding it!"
- "The Holy Books were written by the same people who said the Earth was flat"
- "Evolutionists have proof without conviction. Creationists have conviction without proof"
- "Humanity without religion is like a serial killer without a chain saw"
- "Faith is that quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue"
- "The narrower the mind, the broader the statement"
- "The believer is happy; the doubter is wise"
- "Until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunters"
- "If you believe everything you read, better not read"
- "I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you"